Corporation: Information

Welcome to "Beavers Looking for Wood," where pirates aligned with the Angel Cartel trade their swords for beaver teeth and set out in search of the finest space lumber. This is the only corporation where our piracy operations include regular coffee breaks and polite discussions about interstellar weather. Raeuh!

Our members are experts in cosmic plundering and logging. Our ships are equipped with state-of-the-art stellar chainsaws, and our pirate outfits proudly display the charm of a Canadian beaver. Our pirate activities are interspersed with intergalactic hockey sessions and friendly contests to determine who can build the best space cabin.

Join us if you have a passion for maple syrup, excessive politeness, and, of course, high-quality wood. Our secret bases resemble galactic beaver lodges, where we plan our attacks while savoring space bacon and cosmic poutines.

"Beavers Looking for Wood": where every kill ends with a "Sorry" and where our enemies are more perplexed than terrified by our all-wood piracy tactics.

"Wood you blow pls"